hedgiemuffins:

hedgiemuffins:

now that tumblrs pg13 we can only say fuck one more time so we better use it for something good

wait

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

andhumanslovedstories:

Hottest of hot takes, Heimdall is literally the only competent Asgardian, he’s the only one, he’s the entirety of the functioning government

Odin: (Goes off to Norway to die)

Thor: (Laying facedown in garbage) I LIVE HERE NOW

Loki: (Getting drunk with the Grandmaster) WHEN IT’S TIME TO PARTY I WILL ALWAYS PARTY HARD

Asgard: (ON FIRE)

Heimdall: (actually rescuing people from Hela’s rule, sheltering hundreds or maybe thousands of refugees, keeping her from accessing the bifrost, dealing with Evil Skeletons) NO ONE EVER HELPS ME IN THIS FUCKIN HOUSE

stellabutterfly:

“All will be well, Milo Thatch. Be not afraid.”

— Princess Kida | Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)

Does she fancy me?

hedgehogsinsparklypjs:

aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor:

aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor:

aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor:

aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor:

aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor:

silverspectrumm:

aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor:

aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor:

aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor:

Or is she just being friendly?

My favourite game

Update: she fancies me

Update: She’s my girlfriend

Update: We live together

Update: We just got our first house 🏡

Update: Here’s us with our first Christmas Tree

Update: Here’s a little doodle of us I had commissioned for her birthday

Update, we’re engaged

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

hornsandblackwool:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

magnumpicactus:

ngl he looks like a very happy nonno in rural italy or something

everything can’t be awful if this post exists

dragon-in-a-fez:

adonis-xx:

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

I swiped my credit card on this vending machine and it said “no sale” and just spat out a dollar bill at me??

reblog the Money Dollar and a vending machine will bless you with miniscule wealth and extreme confusion

I don’t believe this. This machine looks far too archaic to have a Card Reader. You all are being sold lies.

why does everyone on this site think they’re the fucking mythbusters

batmanisagatewaydrug:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations

oh my god… duel lingo

blackmarkettoothman:

womanwithaknife:

Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

(Source: lobotomybarbie)

ladydragon76:

diaryofakanemem:

I need this.

So mote it be.

(Source: virgoasf)

dreamofhircine:

somecutething:

Coyote is surprised by the temperature of the frozen water 😂😂

Originally posted by jupiter2

meanplastic:

why is this the funniest thing i’ve ever watched please watch this IM ROLLINGGG

(Source: meanplastic)

snarthurt:

its always big dick energy this or power bottom energy that…. why dont we talk about renewable energy? hi, I’m Bill Nye,

november-secrets:

azkabqn:

zombu7:

svrssnp:

i am begging everyone to watch this video right now

HSHDJDJ

Dont avada kedavra the messenger

Why is this edited just like Unnhhh? I fucking love it!

ziraseal:

imasmallchild:

I don’t have a train of thought I have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming

a thesis by Chidi Anagonye 

fendorkian:

twinsfawn:

“spa-ghetti”

This still gets me everytime